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Wed Aug 10, 2011, 4:46 AM

What am I doing with my spare time this summer?
Follow progress here!:

Will submit the finished article here when its done :D

  • Watching: Ice Hockey! (Go Canucks!)

Life.. in Canada

Tue Jun 14, 2011, 4:45 PM

Hi all,
A little update..

I have been living in big, bad Canada for the past 3 months! Which is great, and I'm returning in September for a WHOLE YEAR! Which is double great.

I'm working as an animator for a little film production company there and loving it.

The triple great news is that for the summer I'm going to be back home in the UK, relaxing/living it up without a job (well, without a full-time one - I will still be doing freelance illustration etc) and am really hoping to do some new art of my own and really, REALLY hoping to share it with you guys :)

In theory I will have plenty of time for lots of that :boogie:

Hope you're all well and gearing up for a great summer!


  • Watching: Ice Hockey! (Go Canucks!)

New blog, new deviations..

Mon Nov 8, 2010, 1:08 PM

I want to apologise for the lack of new stuff here recently and make the following excuse:
I have a new job taking up my time BUT! I do have something for you - if you have a moment you should feel free to read my blog. It documents my travels as I hop from town to town taking photos and rating the things and places I see:


You will be pleased to know however that this job finishes before Christmas, at which point I will be plunged into a bottomless pit of spare time, with which I can do whatever I please.. and that means new deviations!!
You have my word.

In fact.. I have some festive brushes in the making for y'all...

Watch this space


  • Reading: The Knife of Never Letting Go
  • Watching: Lip Service

I know there are lots of people who don't agree with my design making 3rd place - heck i think i might be one of them! - but as long as a few people somewhere like it then thats good enough for me :)

so thank you to everyone who has :+fav: or commented to show that they do - its much appreciated!..

and i know i already said this but thank you to everyone who originally encouraged me to create the colour version of the design, without you.. this journal entry would not exist for a start..!

Thank you!!

  • Eating: cookies
My skin design… for the Sony TRik contest got into the semi-finals!!
And I wanted to say thanks to you guys because without your comments and gentle nudging I wouldn't have bothered making a colour version and thats the one they chose! so big thank-yous! :thanks:

Anyway, I am amazed.. and chuffed :) The standard is high though and there are at least four of five in the group that are unbeatable in my opinion - so i certainly won't be disappointed that i don't win! And i am very happy with my prize for being a semi so.. good luck to the others!

My personal favourite has to be this one:

  • Watching: Sherlock
  • Eating: Oreo Cheesecake
My Blog!:
Well its been a good six months since my last update...

just to say that i have a new website! its called TBOOK and you can visit it here:

The idea is that you can buy a one-of-a-kind t-shirt/hoodie/etc that is hand printed and totally unique! check it out if you got a moment.

And also to say THANK YOU for a DD on my Urban Scrawl Brushes, it is very much appreciated and thanks to everyone who has faved, downloaded or commented it - i read every comment although i don't always have time to reply to them all.
And keep enjoying & using them :)
Well well, first update for nearly a year.. thought maybe it was about time.

Only to say, just started my second year of my animation degree and all is going well. my latest ventures are my website:
and some work i did for:

Do visit Street Panda, i'm selling street art t-shirts and skate stickers. Apart from that drop in sometime and download my urban scrawl brushes.. thats what everyone else seems to want to do! (crazy!) But big thanks to everyone who downloads or comments on them, sorry i cant message everyone who favs them but your favs are appreciated all the same :)

love to everyone,

just realised it was my two year anniversary of being on here a few days ago.. doesnt feel like that long i dont think. or maybe it feels far far longer than that. hm.
anyway thats all i had to say actually but happy christmas to everyone of course :) and at some point i might upload some little animations as theres an animation section now.
apart from that watch out for some more brushes in the new year when i've got some time as the ones i've already done seemed to be pretty popular (thanks to everyone who downloaded.. enjoy them!) and i'm working on pages and pages of tattoo designs right now which i will choose some good ones from and scan and upload at some point for your viewing pleasure.. probably right after christmas in those 'bored of my presents now, want to go back to uni' days.

so.. merry christmas!

  • Listening to: Crimson & Clover (song from an L word episode)
  • Reading: Becoming Bobby (great lesbian book)
  • Watching: Loving Annabelle
so my camera is still away being repaired, which kinda sucks cos i have stuff to take pictures of i just cant take the photos. anyway when it comes back i'll take a photo of my tattoo (:D ) and upload that as well as the design for it. also myself and ami brought a polaroid camera, so cool!! :D its awsome, but really expensive to buy film for hehe nevermind. anyway we took some pretty cool photos at the safari park the other day with it so i might upload one of them for novelty sake when i can get round to scanning them in later next week.

aaand oh yes! me and a few friends drove down to Brighton!! it was awsome; Gay Pride weekend! we saw the parade which was actually pretty cool.. loads of men dressed as women and lots of colour and music, also we went down the peer and saw the places Sugar rush is filmed and went to preston park and went on rides.. well they went on rides, i took photos of them looking silly hehe. and we camped over night in a pride campsite and then yesterday me and some friends went to the Bristol Balloon festival thingy which was also really cool! and hot air balloons are way cooler than i thought plus there were fireworks and GWR had this massive music stage with bands and stuff playing music all day then we stayed in a house overnight and i got a parking ticket.. which was quite cool cos we dont have to pay it just explain that we had a residency letter or something.. that was about it for that.

apart from all that i went to see Cars! the new Pixar film, it was awsome i was like :wow: at the animation all the way through, plus i now can't stop talking like Mater and im looking forward to my uni course even more.

and then today ive been sorting out some clothes and everything in preperation for uni which is getting ever nearer but i'll write a journal about all that before i go i guess.

so yeah, when i get my camera and the photos back from the balloon thing and everything i may post some photos. until then its just the tiger book pages im afraid ;) enjoy!
just to say, its summer! and i have more free time now! so i'll be submitting more stuff more regularly hopefully, probably mostly paintings and drawings and maybe some photos too :nod: except that my cameras broken at the moment.. so um yeah maybe not so many photos. anyway im also gonna clear out some of my old stuff to make way for the new! watch this space x x
i got a haaaaaaaaamster ^_^
shes so pretty and.. pretty. grey and white and teenie weenie and and... cute and pretty.

she has a hUGe cage cos i fixed two together for her. so there are two wheels now and four ladders.

im thinking im gonna call her Lupin. and lu/ luipy for short.

i sorta emptied her out into the cage and she sniffed around reeeall slow for a while then she curled up in the corner and went to sleep.. and thats where she is now. is very cute :nod:

im sure she'll realise theres a second floor sometime.. just gotta wait.

so.. art.. well. all my creativity-ness is going into my next animation which i sorta already started cos i done some of the digital stuff on flash and designed it. also i found out that i like lino-printing very much so im making a background from it. if its good i might show you.

apart from that im also making christmas cards (gotta start early.. or not so early as it actually is) and i saw HP 4 :D twas well good, i really wanna see it again! it was sooo worth the queing.

*stares at lupin*

looks a bit like a mini chinchilla
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I listen to political music.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I love Disney Movies.
[x] I am a sucker for hair/eyes
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I paid for that cell phone ring.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[ ] I love Spam.
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[x] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I have a job.
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[ ] I am in love with love
[x] I like to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[ ] I loved Perks of Being a Wallflower.
[ ] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[x] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I've been out of this country.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I see a therapist.
[x] I love chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I am comfortable with being me.
[x] I play video games.
[ ] Gotten lost in my city.
[x] Saw a shooting star
[ ] I Had a serious Surgery
[ ] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[ ] I have Kissed a Stranger
[x] Hugged a stranger
[ ] Been in a fist fight
[ ] Been arrested
[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] Made out in an elevator
[ ] Swore at your parents
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts
[x] Been close to love
[ ] Been to a casino
[x] Been skydiving
[ ] Broken a bone
[ ] Skipped school
[ ] Flashed someone
[ ] Saw a therapist
[x] Played spin the bottle
[x] Gotten stitches
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[ ] bitten somebody
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls
[x] Gotten the chicken pox
[ ] Crashed into a friend's car
[ ] Been to Japan
[x] Ridden in a taxi
[ ] Shoplifted
[ ] Been fired
[x] Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
[ ] Stole something from your job
[ ] Gone on a blind date
[x] Lied to a friend
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
[x] Been to Europe (uhhh duh!)
[ ] Slept with a co-worker
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[ ] Had children
[ ] Saw someone dying
[ ] Been to Africa
[ ] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[ ] Been to Canada
[ ] Been to Mexico
[x] Been on a plane
[ ] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
[ ] Thrown up in a bar
[x] Eaten Sushi
[x] Been snowboarding
[x] Been Skiing
[x] Met someone in person from the internet
[ ] Been to a moto cross show
[ ] Lost a child
[x] Gone to college
[ ] Dropped out of high school/college
[ ] Done hard drugs
[x] Taken painkillers
[x] Had someone cheat on you
[x] Miss someone right now

yeah, i was nearly as bored as eliafin okay? :D
hi! :wave:

back till weds.. so like, a day.. :p but nevertheless i have some photos and drawings etc from cornwall :D was v. fun anyway.. lots of sun.. sea.. sand.. surfers etc

i still have short(er) hair.. i MAY post a pic.. but i dont have any good ones right now... we shall see

and im gonna submit everything tomo cos its late today (went out wit my ashbury crew :wave: hello to Mary, Hannah, Hazzy T, anyone else who checks this page :glomp: luff you all) ..and im tired (just because i slept the three hours in the car doesnt mean ive had enough sleep yet) so im going to have a wash in a non-public shower with adjustable water temperature and a clean floor (omG!) then go to bed in.. well, a bed. with a matress. and a duvet. all inside some solid walls which will actually keep the rain out (unlike the tent i slept in all last week which now resides in a bin somewhere in cornwall.. :giggle: ) *sigh, good times...


night all x

1 small child
1 cup of bleach

ideally, dont mix.
however, if there is a chance they could come into contact make sure you follow these easy steps.
first, make sure you're not looking when the small child drinks from the cup of bleach. next, panic slightly as they start retching, coughing or turning a strange colour.  then try to determine why. once you have located the source of the unpleasentness, take child to bathroom and calmly reassure them whilst not being at all reassured yourself. now you will find it impossible to phone you're home number because your hands are shaking so much. after this you may find it useful to phone the NHS direct and ask them what to do. as you are not at all sure of the childs details this will prove tricky, but at least you're panicking less now and the situation seems to be slightly more under control. Finally the child will be taken to hospital and you left to deal with the other two children in a responsable adult manner.

top tip:
either, dont ever babysit.. or, if you do, remember the NHS help number: 08 45 46 47 (very, very useful)

ah, what a night...

so apart from that.. just to say that im going away again tomorrow but i will be on in about a week... dont have too much fun without me! :hug: :hug: :hug:

well, here i am.. hello all :D im back for a bit (hurrah!)
New Wine was awsome - of course - and im home for a few days before i go to cornwall and then im back again (for two days.. until i go again..) :giggle:

anyway, i gots a few holiday pics to post (not sure how many yet because the software and I are having disagreements)... but hopefully they will appear in the near future..

P.S hello to any of my New Wine buddies (Karen, Anna, Dan etc :wave: ) who may be looking at this page following my orders; at this point you may wish to click on the button labelled Gallery above this and to the left to see much fantastic art work (ahahaha :sarcasm: )

:hug: hugs for all :hug:
evening all

how relevent is this! a quiz thingy about the seven deadly sins.. oooo :plotting:

anyway, i think itd be funny, (and ultra-cheesy :D ) if everyone in the film filled it out as their character.. so.. here is Sorrentos answer:

Stolen from xspiralx

The Seven Deadly Sins


1. With whom did you last get angry?: angry? i dont do angry.. i do sarky :sarcasm:

2. What is your weapon of choice?: Sais!

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: hit? possibly, though bondage isnt really my thing. i just go for the stabbing and the death mostly.

4. How about of the same sex?: oh yes, im VERY bitchy

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Griever probably - hes FAR too overprotective of his ickle brother

6. What is your pet peeve?: Afellannau ;)

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: well, killing the person certainly helps me to let them go


1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: oh, you know.. polish my sais (why should i when my bodyguard or Affie could do it?)

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: to wake up you have to go to sleep

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: er, pass

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: lame? i dont make lame excuses :sarcasticlaugh: all my excuses are believable and perfectly executed

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long one's)?: TV? is there even a tv in Red Dragons house?

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: come on, look at my body - i work out ALL the time, it just comes naturally with all the running around and killing

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: i dont have an alarm clock - i have thr-33 instead. and i hit her about 4, maybe 5 times.


1. What is your overpriced beverage of choice?: blood probably...

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: er.. my opinion on that isnt so strong

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: i was too wasted to remember

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: does it look like i need to?...

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: no. and i have a very large ego, plus im not so modest.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: whatevers going, eating isnt a big part of my life

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: yes, all the time :sarcasm:


1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: i dont count, it would only inflate my head more. however, i believe it is about 5,304

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: er.. only one of course.. *seedy wink at Red Dragon*

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice?: just cant help it when theyre staring at me

4. Have you 'done it'?: oh yeah cos everyone thinks Sorrento is still a virgin :sarcasm:

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? hmm, probably the bit i was staring at in question 3. oh and hair, always with the hair.

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: :sarcasticlaugh:

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: no, and if i did id go kill the guy who did it to me.


1. How many credit cards do you own?: i dont deal with credit cards - far too risky

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: [does Sorrento shop at Road dya reckon? or do i have to put AnneSummers?]

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: i probably do have $1 million.. but im not in it for the money.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: neither, id rather be deadly

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: if there were hot guys also involved, then yes

6. Have you ever stolen anything?: no, stealing is far too naughty for me. :sarcasm:

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: hard drive? is that something to do with a man's -


1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: apart from getting into the group? well.. successfully manipulating affie and if i ever get genesis...

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: haha, probably um.. winning the cheerleading championships aged 15 ... :p

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: *strokes Genesis' hair* have a guess

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: dunno, never been second place to anyone..

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: oh yes, all the time

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: on something, or someONE?

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: killed a few people, slapped thr-33 a bit that kind of thing


1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Genesis should be mine. and he will be...

2. Who would you want to go on 'Trading Spaces' with?: is that like house swap? i dunno, too hard.. [Sorrento finds it hard to answer anything thats not about either killing or sex]

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: hahaha, i love me - i would never swap!

4. Have you ever been cheated on?: i know how to keep my men happy, so i assume not.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: hell no

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: hm, again you see, personally im fairly sure im perfect so...

7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: oh come on, like it would be anything BUT lust...

The Seven Heavenly Virtues

(still in character!)


1. What religion do you follow?: I don't

2. What religion were you raised as?: dont know..

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: dont know - i dont usually forgive so no comment

5. What was the last promise you broke?: probably something like 'its ok - i promise i'll let you live after i fuck you'

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: no idea

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: only me


1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: no, there were certain PEOPLE i wanted but couldnt quite get

2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: to sleep with many more important men and then kill most of them

3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: failure? Red Dragon doesnt allow failure

5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: [can YOU see Sorrento queing up for a lottery ticket at the local sainsburys!? no, me neither]

6. Do you gamble?: comes with the lifestyle

7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: ok, thats just a weid question


1. What causes do you support?: the buy Sorrento sais cause/ the get Sorrento some men cause

2. What causes have you given money or time to?: both of the above plus the buy other people weapons cause and the manipulate affie cause

3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: oh yeah, like i can REALLY see me doing that :sarcasticlaugh: .. unless perhaps i was undercover on a job. but even then id just get thr-33 to do it

4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: im happy just killing people, thanks

5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: i really am a heartless bitch, dont you believe me?

6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: i um.. no

7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?: well, i certainly wouldnt die for anyone. i might help them out but probably not - too much hass really


1. What are you most afraid of?: well, it used to be Red Dragon.. but times have changed. now i would say.. nothing: nothing really scares me and i dont have much to lose

2. What did you do today that was really brave?: slapping thr-33 for a fourth time in a row, that was really pushing her to her limits

3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?: does elektra count as a superhero? i just like the sais thing..

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: technically i should say yes to this but.. no, probably not, i might damage my good looks or something.

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: wheres the 'more men' option?

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?: no, i doubt it - i cant imagine me being frightened, it just doesnt seem to work

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: can you see me following anyone? didnt think so.


1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: haha, i doubt the authorities know i exsist let alone consider me legable for jury duty

2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: i have no idea what that is (maybe i should have asked for more brains after all)

4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: (definatly should have gone for the brains option)

5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?: who cares? does it even EFFECT me?

6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: bored now. getting withdrawel symptoms from not killing anyone for more than half an hour

7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?:
in what way would that help me keep a low profile?


1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: being a cold, sarcastic bitch the whole time. but to be honest, it doesnt bother me much.

2. Do you collect anything?: no, i dispose of victims not collect them

3. Are you addicted to anything?: seducing men and spinning my sais [really is fun but hurts your fingers. the spinning that is, not the seducing men]

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: errr..

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: money. if at all possible, someone elses.

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: nothing i can think of right no

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: things maybe. men definitly


1. Who is the wisest person you know?: tricky, id say Red Dragon but i sorta have to say that

2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: if thats some kind of weird bedroom activity, why havnt i heard of it? o_O

3. Do you take advice when it's given?: only if im forced to

4. What area are you wisest in?: anything to do with relationships and/or the ancient art of the sai weapon

5. Do you drive defensively?: if at all possible i let others drive - its too much effort and its easier to just sit back, relax and occasionally laugh at Afellannau having to walk

6. What did you learn today?: that quizes are still pretty boring, even if you do them as someone else...

7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: er, justice? im good at handing it out
and did the quiz. firstly however i would like to say hurrah!! ITS THE HOLIDAYS! :D
that means FREEDOM, people!
(am on high due to just having had a driving lesson)

other good stuff: no more having to go into college! cinema tomorrow! other stuff after that! being a mentor in september! freedom! tea in half an hour! i brought a HUGE canvas for my next painting! someone BROUGHT my other one!  im making another animation! pog just got up!

etc etc

if you are of nervous disposition do not read any further.

stolen from/eliafin and galateah-is-dancing

----------------LAST PERSON WHO--------------

x. Slept in your bed: me, obviously
x. Saw you cry: as pog isnt a person... um.. i dont know actually - it must have been aaages ago
x. Made you cry: everyone, i cry when everyone/everything gets too much.... :D
x. You shared a drink with: er.. i guess it must have been as far back as with galateah-is-dancing and eliafin
x. You went to the movies with: lorry
x. You went to the mall with: lorry (same day)
x. Yelled at you: people dont yell at me. i give off my aura of calm and relaxation which you know, just rubs off on people....
x. Sent you an email: Lily from CU

-----------------HAVE YOU EVER---------------

x. Said "I Love You" and meant it?: only to friends/family
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: yes, well, apparently she LIKES to chew her water bottle and hence got upset when i stuck my hand in to take it away
x. Been to California: no
x. Been to Hawaii: and no
x. Been to Mexico: er.. no
x. Been to China: oh stop it
x. Been to Canada: this is depressing
x. Danced naked: we've been over this story... well at least, eliafin knows about it
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day?: of course
x. Wish you were the opposite sex: yes, everytime i see hot girls :D (take that how you will people)
x. Had an imaginary friend: called rainbow, he was a dude
x. Do you have a crush on someone: many
x. What book are you reading now: the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy book 2 of the trilogy of 5
x. Worst feeling in the world: now thats a bit negative isnt it. how about 'best feeling in the world'... hmm, actually i see where that would lead.
x. Future son's name: lysanda in theory, Tristan in reality (not Tristrum which is just weird)
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: amongst other things
x. What's under your bed: some dust, coins, a few spiders, the odd unfortunate mouse..
x. Favorite sport to watch: "tenis" << its has TWO ns lolly, TWO, teNNIS
x. Siblings: 1 big bother. i mean brother.
x. Location:

My house
the 14th century


x. College plans: AVCE Art and Design for only one more year :( *cries*
x. Piercings/tattoos: no. apparently lip rings just look stupied. "your lips are too small. the ring is too big. blah blah blah* :sarcasm:
x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: not my style :D

------------------------EXTRA STUFF----------------------

x. Do you do drugs: i do not
x. Do you drink: i do
x. Who is your best friend: i have many, namley xspiralx and eliafin (your my favourite :crazy:), galateah-is-dancing, my ashbury 'crew' (tee-hee), lorry, karen and um.. others
x. What are you most scared of: the future and.. nothing else.
x. Pet Peeves: people TOUCHING THE HEADBAND, people saying 'i'll educate you' (lorry), people who are closed (not in any dodgy sense either...), not being able to find a pencil when you know  you have hundreds but theyre just all hiding from you, not letting the clutch up even though i know i should, people who dont like fair trade, flies in the bathroom, flies in general, Road closing down, saying something really annoying and then have the person you are talking to say 'bored now' (W).. the list goes on, if im ever locked in a room with you and we have LOTS of time then i'll tell you the rest of the list.
x. What clothes do you sleep in: this and that
x. Where do you want to get married: er.. who said i want to get married?
x. Who do you really hate: hate is such a strong word...
x. Been in Love: alas, no
x. Do you drive: i like to think so
x. Do you have a job: alas, no
x. Do you like being around people: alas, no.
ok, that was a lie. i do, i really do.
x. Are you for world peace: no.
yes its another lie.

x. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: no, because i could get anyone i want.
fine, fine that was a lie. yes i have. (orlando bloom :D)
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: er.. maybe though i cant think of anything right away
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: the hot type
x. Want someone you don't have right now: i always want things i cant have.
(dont read into that, yes im talking to you, yes i can see you doing it)
x. Are you lonely right now: nope :D
x. Song thats stuck in your head a lot: the one on the honda advert: 'hate somethin',  change somethin', make somethin' betterrrr'...
x. Do you want to get married: its a possibility
x. Do you want kids: alas, no. well maybe. i dont know.


x. Room in house: mmm..purple bedroom
x. Type(s) of music: anything i like
x. Band(s): alas, no.
hmm.. that didnt really fit...
x. Colour: brown! (but not dog-poo brown)
x. Perfume or cologne?: either, neither etc
x. Month: april is a nice, rounded month. all the right number of days, my birthday at the end, spring time but not too hot.
x. Stone: stone? er.. the april one

--------------IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU---------------

x. Cried: alas, yes
x. Bought something: does food count? driving lessons? oo i know, a BIG canvas :D (-£22)
x. Gotten sick: i dont get sick (though we know what happened last time)
x. Sang: i try to keep it to a minimum, for pog's sake
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: i tell people that lots
x. Met someone new: um... yes, two people
x. Missed someone: er.. nope
x. Hugged someone: hurrah!  
x. Kissed someone: yes... *shifty eyes*

-----------• × •I N F O R M A T I O N • × •------------

Name: Caring Caroline (had to be there)
Single or taken: single
Sex: 'hate sex' (not me who said that)
Birthday: April 25th (see how quick i did that compared to this morning ;))
Sign: Taurus
Hair colour: dirtee blonde
Eye color: green (you hath beaut'ful eyeth)
Height: 5"4/5"5 ishness
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: i am.. er.. *thinks* openminded and er.. experimental... :D

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes: *bursts into tears*
Favorite designer?: *more tears*
What is your sexiest outfit?: im not sure but it would involve the fishnets and fluffy handcuffs
What is your most comfortable outfit?: humm.. the beatiful Road jeans, a beautiful Road T and .. my wubbly blue/white/no shoulders jumper
What do you usually wear?: ripped, brown, Road stuff

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

What kind of shampoo do you use?: the cleaning one
What are you listening to right now: Snowpatrol
Who is the last person that called you?: mary
How many buddies are online right now?: dunno, not logged into msn (am busy doing this of course :D)
What would you change about yourself?: ugh, my face? my hair? my sarcastic sense of humour? you get he picture

-------------• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •-----------------

Foods: dont like food
Girls names: lexie
Boys names: lysander (panda!)
Subjects in school: school? its COLLEGE now (hehe, remember when you call college 'school' for the first like month and spend all your time correcting others who do it')
Animals: pog :)

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

Given anyone a bath?: not bath, no
Smoked?: hell no, did you SEE the animation?!
Bungee jumped?: nope but i skydived and thats close (theres just less of a string attatched)
Made yourself throw up?: yes cos i was feeling sick and my friend Chris told me that if i made myself throw up it would make me feel better. pff, yeah, like that works REAL good.
Skinny dipped?: nope.. i really must try that
Ever been in love?: not in the slightest
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: yes, when i was like 5 - i remember it vividly (also a story for when we are stuck in that room together)
Pictured your crush naked?: hm, that doesnt do anything for me..
Actually seen your crush naked?: which one?
Cried when someone died?: yep
Lied: yeah, like i dont do THAT everyday
Fallen for your best friend?: ..... *shifty eyes*
(shall i stop scaring kye now, or later? :D)
Rejected someone?: its a speciality of mine
Used someone?: would i do that?
Done something you regret?: oh no, that never happens. :sarcasm:

-------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •---------------

Clothes: yeeesss...... cos im wearing clothes... .. ...
Music: nothing, the cd just finished
Annoyance: tea was five minutes ago and this STILL isnt finished
Smell: pog, she really does stink sometimes
Desktop picture: *sniff* Road stuff
DVD in player: pass

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------
You touched: errr... my brother (but not in THAT way)
Hugged: my mum :)
You IMed: er.. dunno
You yelled at: no one, i dont yell
You kissed: uh oh.. i mean.. erm.. er... *runs*

---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------

Understanding: of course
Open-minded: very
Arrogant: probably
Insecure: not in the slightest
Random: no...
Hungry: yes, hell yes!
Smart: of course
Organized: no..
Healthy: a little ( i live in ashbury after all)
Shy: never
Difficult: oh yes
Bored easily: no.. dont think so
Obsessed: alas, yes
Angry: never
Sad: nope
Hyper: a little, though as this quiz goes on it gets less
Happy: there are still questions?.. im slipping into depression
Trusting: erm.. not as much as i should be maybe

---------• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •--------

Kill?: no one
Slap?: galateah-is-dancing! :D (im always up for a bit of that
Get really wasted with?: oh anyone whos around
Get high with: im a good girl
Talk to offline: anyone
Talk to online: G-r-i-e-v-e-r, and eliafin and :devginjaninja
Sex it up with: tee-hee

------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------

In the morning I: get up, get changed, wash and run out the door to the busstop all in 5minutes.
All you need is: love
Love is: all you need

had that coming
I dream about:
Sexual preference: oh, you know, boys, girls, that kinda thing
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: hair! always with the hair

--------------• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × ---------------

Coke or Pepsi: either. i, unlike some, am not scared by the bubbles..
Flowers or candy: i get neither :(
Tall or short: um.. do i get beats from kye if i say tall?

---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------

Makes you laugh the most: funny people :D
Makes you smile: all my friends
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: *Grabs "lower abdomen"*

--------------• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •-----------------

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: not as such
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: only sometimes..
Wish you were younger: never
Cried because someone said something to you?: something? well thats not very offensive. har har har. :sarcasm:

-----------------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------

Of times I have had my heart broken: none
Of hearts I have broken: oh, several i should imagine
Of CD's I own: pff, *waves vaguely towards shelf* that many
Of scars on my body: well, i have this one.. on my arm.. where a supposed friend... and a samuri sword......
*rocks back and forth* road... muTter mUtteR.. road.. road is not dead.. mutter.. not dead... *twitches* not dead... MutTer... havnt said goodbye yet.. its still there....... MUttEr.. they are all lying.. mutter.. road... road...... *rock*

and now for the boring quiz.
A - Age you had your first kiss: 13

B - Band you're listening to right now: er.. gorrilaz

C - Crush: many, thanks

D - Doing at the moment: scanning some marklin train box for my dad (highly interesting stuff) listening to pog chew her damn water bottle, talking on msn, texting, crying over Road etc etc

E - Easiest person to talk to: er.. gotta be sarah

F - Favourite bands at the moment: dunno.. whoever sung that funny song on lol's ipod :giggle:

G - Gummy bears or gummy worms: you can get gummy worms? TELL ME WHERE!

H - Hometown: well, now see, i wouldnt call ashbury a town exactly... how about homevillage or homecentury?

I - Instruments: um lets see.. flute, small small small bit of guitar.. er.. grass

K - Kids: can you buy those at Road? if so, yes

L - Last person you were pissed off at: the people in Road who CLOSED IT DOWN.... apart from that..err... dunno, probably kye i remember a lot of pushing..

M - Madly In Love With Which Color: a shade of Road ,....(brown)

N - Nicknames: hmm.. er..

O - One wish: HELLOOO!! ROAD SHUT DOWN!!! so obviously for Road *sob* to come back *sob*

P - Phobia[s]: my worst fear has already been realised. apart from that, um.. none

Q - Favourite quote: hello... im caroline! (it was mine first... mwhahaha)

R - Reason to smile: there is no reason to smile. well ok, thats a lie, there is...

S - Song you sang last: i dont sing, its just not a good idea.

T - Time you woke up today: 9.30

U - Unknown fact about me: errrrr... you dont want to know any of them

V - Vegetable you hate: hmm.. i dont know. but this question isnt important. and nobody has even read down to here so... i'll say.. BANANAS! (that got your attention right)

W - Worst habit(s): what are you implying with the '(s)' that i have more than one bad habit?  i'll have you know that i have NONE.

ok, ok another lie. i have many.. lets see... using exessive sarcasm, trying to kiss kye, hitting lol round the head, being lazy, dumping guys because i got bored, spending exessive money on clothes (though not any more), not saving money, adjusting my painting when its wonky (though not now its disappeared), staying up very late. or early, hitting lorry, pretending im gonna give people food and then eating it myself etc etc

X - X-rays you've had: none. none none none.

Y - Yummy food: ugh, food

Z - Zodiac sign: taurus (the cool but sarky bull)
well, i have a story for you all, now gather round and listen hard.

it begins with galateah-is-dancing abducting (risk assessment!) both myself and eliafin before dragging us to her house, where she then proceeds in her attempts to kill us both. a violent and well correographed fight between galateah and i follows in which i am only handed a pair of forks to defend myself with whilst she has a deadly samuri sword. i manage to thankfully escape in the end but not before she visciously drives her sword into my right arm leaving a huge scar and prominant brusing as well as possibly rendering it useless forever more. i now sit here typing this in dire pain using only my left hand and nose.



ok, ok, so maybe it didnt happen quite like that... but its a boring story otherwise.

anyway, irrespective of what actually happened i do have a little bruse a small scratch and some pain.

apart from that, i got my hair cut today and it looks.. well shorter. there isnt like a huge difference - instead ive just gone back about 6 months. which is great because i liked my hair then whereas this morning i hated it to hell. mm.. *strokes short hair*

oo, and in other news, i sold my painting to my art teacher and made £85 :D :D hehe, yay! it made me well happy.

and i just went babysitting and got a further £10 and some carrots.

i gave the carrots to my mum.